franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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