Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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