fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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