If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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