Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Can Purell be used as lube?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dicks are not precious.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
