thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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