She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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