shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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