one two three fourrrrnication!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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