I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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