It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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