Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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