I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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