How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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