He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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