can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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