They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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