Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
there is glitter all over my balls
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