Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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