he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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