out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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