What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
