woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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