Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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