sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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