She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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