If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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