is your mom at the bar?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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