susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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