$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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