Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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