she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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