i think my mom watched the whole time
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You took a bar mat shot.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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