I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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