Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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