Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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