I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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