just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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