Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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