Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
