I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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