Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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