butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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