so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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