Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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