I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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