I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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