he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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