grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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