Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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