just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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