I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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